Sunday, September 30, 2012

The Most Efficient Eating Machine Alive

Sorry for taking so long to write again - it's been a crazy week.  So, surprisingly enough, the post title is not referring to my son, Sawyer.  He takes a close second.  The other night Diana and I came home from a date night (we can actually afford regular date nights here!).  As we got out of our car and walked towards the front door, Diana pointed towards the side of the house with a very confused look on her face and then exclaimed that she had seen the weirdest looking animal she'd seen since arriving - a cross between a frog and a lizard!  I was fairly incredulous, so Diana and I walked around towards the side of the house to investigate closer.  We found a frog using only three legs to hop - the fourth leg, it's right hind leg, was dangling out behind it as though it were dead.  We watched it hop a couple of times before it disappeared into the bushes along the perimeter wall, saddened by its condition and curious about what had happened to it.  And then Diana let out a small cry of pain, and then another and another.  She looked down and her feet, which were in sandals, were covered in ants which were already crawling up her ankles.  Then we looked around the driveway and realized the ENTIRE driveway was covered in ants.  We hadn't seen them because it was dark outside and our eyes hadn't adjusted quickly enough. 

We quickly took a couple leaping steps onto the porch as we simultaneously swatted at our feet and legs.  You know how when you see something creepy and crawly on you, how you suddenly feel as though there are things crawling all over you?  That's how we felt!  Creeped out, itchy, you name it!  I had shoes, socks, and pants on, and I still felt as though the ants were crawling on me and biting me!  We finished checking each other out to make sure we were clean, and then headed into the house to change.  As we walked upstairs, I could swear I could still feel them crawing on me - and then I felt them actually bite me!  I quickly went into our room and took off my pants to find ants all over my legs! 

The next morning our next door neighbor came over to advise us about the ants, which he described as West African army ants.   As we spoke, I saw that our driveway was totally clear.  Here is the Wikipedia entry:

Army ants are another species that wouldn’t be particularly dangerous individually. That doesn’t matter though, because these bad boys stick together and boy do they get nasty. Army ants are swarm raiders, hunting in massive groups above ground. They don’t have a permanent home, but move constantly as a colony. If they come across prey, they attack en masse. Pretty much anything that they come across is ripped apart piece by tiny piece with their small but powerful jaws. This includes livestock. There are legendary, and quite possibly true, tales of the ants enveloping cows, moving on a short time later leaving nothing but the animal’s picked clean bones. Finally, their cooperative nature means they can overcome almost any obstacle. When faced with small bodies of water the ants can cling together with their claws to form a kind of living bridge, which the rest of the colony can then cross as it searches for more food. An army ant swarm is one of the most efficient eating machines in existence.






So that's what Diana and I had stepped into the night before!  A huge column of West African army ants!  Our neighbor walked Logan and I around our yard - stretching across two backyards was a thick column of black ants - thousands of them!  They disappeared under the cover to the water drainage ditch.  Our neighbor said he had to detach a hive of the ants from off the second story window of his son's room!  He said last year his family was out at the pool.  His son came out to swim and stood at the gate for about one minute while he was waiting for it to be opened so he could enter the pool area.  Within seconds, he legs were covered and he was screaming from all the bites  - they had to submerge him in the pool to clean him off.  We were told the line was a couple of miles long, but that they would be gone within a couple of days - and this was a "small" column of ants.  It was pretty interesting to see, more interesting to step in!

(Sorry for all the typos when I first posted - it's very late and I was falling asleep while typing!)

8 comments:

  1. I'm feeling creepy crawly from here. Do they leave itchy bites?

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  2. They kind of remind me of the fire ants we had in the South. If you haven't scratched the bite (yeah, right), you can dab a drop of bleach onto the bite. It takes the sting out. But a pharmacist did not tell you this.

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  3. Thank goodness for DDT, huh DD? :-) -Nate

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  4. EEEUUWWWWW! How awful! So glad they didn't take you over like they do cows!

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  6. UUuugh! Yuck! I totally hate that for you but am fascinated for you too! I have never been a fan of ants but those army ants are now one of my least favorite bugs! So sorry- glad the kids didn't find them before you did though!

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  7. Nasty!! I've been spazing out over a few fruit flies in my kitchen.... Glad you guys are ok :)

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